Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned

  1. Two year olds don't care about angles.
    This is Emma, and she's been giving me selfie lessons lately.
  2. Dave and Mindy, saving the world together
    I wish I could say this is the first screenshot of Mindy's IG feed I've ever let sit on my camera roll...
  3. Gym-couragement from before my water aerobics class.
  4. Graduation cake I guilted my co-worker's husband into making me.