PHRASES THAT MAKE NO SENSE TO ME

Sometimes people say things that are just mystifying to me. While I respect their lifestyle choices, it doesn't make them any less confusing in my mind.
  1. "I don't own a TV"
  2. "I don't have a DVR"
  3. "I've never read Harry Potter"
  4. "I've never seen Star Wars"
  5. "I don't like chocolate"
  6. "I'll just have a salad"
  7. "I don't eat breakfast/lunch"