REASONS NOT TO GO TO A PARTY

  1. I would rather nap
  2. I would have to talk to people
  3. I don't want to drive that far
  4. I'm tired of wearing pants
  5. There is a book I want to finish
  6. I'm really into binge watching a tv show
  7. My significant other might want to do something with me maybe
  8. My dog wants to cuddle with me