THINGS I SHOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT BUT DON'T

  1. Politics
  2. The inter workings of my body
  3. Geography - where am I?
  4. Numbers
  5. My insurance coverage
  6. Any and all contracts/terms and agreements I sign
  7. Measurements, specifically serving sizes
  8. What's in hot dogs
  9. Anything relating to the show Grey's Anatomy or the 50 Shades trilogy
  10. Cars - don't tell my mechanic
  11. Ferry Wap, or at least I think he's relevant to teenagers right now
  12. How to season a chicken so it doesn't taste like Mrs. Dashed styrofoam