Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. caption:Malia Obama was so happy to see me that she told me to fuck off
    one of my sisters high school friends met Malia at lollapalooza and yea
  2. my dean of students left to hike the Appalachian trail. this was on her blog
  3. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
  4. trying to figure out class spirit wear!
  5. I love my high school
    poor Haley has still never lived this tweet about summer fest down
  6. my cousin had a lot of fun in DC
  7. an inside joke with my family because we found one of these statues about 3 years prior to this picture but I fucked up and made the caption "can someone tell be where the diversity TRAIN is"
    my dad was so disappointed but hey I finally got it right