Favourite Gilmore Girls Quotes

  1. Oy, with the poodles already.
    — Lorelai
  2. I'm afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.
    — Lorelai
  3. I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.
    — Lorelai
  4. People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute.
    — Logan
  5. People are particularly stupid today, I can't talk to any more of them.
    — Michel
  6. Because I love you, you idiot!
    — Rory
  7. I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel the need to date pie.
    — Lorelai
  8. That makes me so mad. And sad. I'm smad.
    — Sookie
  9. Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes.
    — Lorelai
  10. Rory: Do something to make me hate you! Lorelai: Um, go Hitler?
  11. Ladies and gentlemen, an entire conversation in one word sentences!
    — Rory
  12. I'm gonna have pancakes with a side of pancakes.
    — Lorelai
  13. This town is like one big outpatient mental institution.
    — Christopher
  14. Yes fair. The fairest. The Snow White of fair.
    — Lorelai
  15. Cooper boom!
    — Lorelai and Rory