What I really want for Mother's Day

  1. More sleep... All the sleep
  2. A fresh hot cup of coffee, not one that's been heated back up in the microwave three times
  3. Booze in my hot coffee
  4. Booze in my orange juice
  5. Silence
  6. A pedicure... From someone else, preferably a grown up
  7. Trip to Target alone
  8. Trip to the bathroom alone
  9. Maybe just the whole day alone