5 reasons I won't be jumping in the Ryan Lochte-bashing pool
Even though the water seems SO inviting
- •Let she who has never been a dumbass and lied stupidly about it cast the first stone.
- •We've reached peak schadenfreude.
- •Surely there's some actor or singer who's done something worthy of our contempt who's getting off easy right now.
- •I'm more interested in other Rio stories that don't add up, like why the pool turned green and where the money for the Paralympics went.
- •I'm the parent of young adults, and I know better than to tempt fate.