1. People my husband thinks I know because I talk about them like we are friends but really I just follow them on social media
  2. Emojis I wish I had
  3. What to avoid feeding your cloth diapered child so you don't hate yourself
  4. My best shower epiphanies
  5. Things that get worse before they get better
  6. Bands I said I liked when really I only liked one song by them
  7. Baby names I loved and my husband rejected
  8. Baby names my husband loved and I rejected because I don't give birth to Vikings or Greek gods