ACCURATE BUT PROBABLY UNACCEPTABLE RESPONSES TO "WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?"
no jogging here, pal.
- •googling with the intent of justifying my behavior"why cheat days are good for you"
- •rewatching television shows from my youth and realizing all of the characters are actually terribleLOOKING AT YOU, LORELAI.
- •figuring out what my favorite cheese isa lifelong journey of discovery.
- •going down social media rabbit holesall-star cheerleading instagram is both absolutely terrifying and riveting
- •watching movies on cable that i own and have already seen 9000 timesspecifically ones that no one will watch with me because i mouth the words.
- •questioning whether i should get bangs
- •filling online shopping carts and never hitting "check out"
- •managing my goldendoodle's instagram career
- •@list -ing