CHRISTMAS CARDS THAT ANNOY ME

might've gotten a little aggressive here
  1. the ones where people write ten paragraphs
    much like what people say in an interview, probably only half is true and the rest is over-inflated garbage. #BLESSED
  2. the ones where people send just a picture of themselves
    what, you're not gonna write anything? just, here, have a pic of me? put this on your fridge for the rest of time? happy holidays? LAZY.
  3. (basically all of them)
  4. also, your last name doesn't require an apostrophe
    how did someone marry you??
  5. merry christmas!!!