DUMB INJURIES, CHRONOLOGICALLY.

  1. pulled a lamp off my mom's dresser when i was two. cracked my head open.
    scar's still there.
  2. fell out of my bed in my sleep and hit my face on my toy chest. went to my first day of pre-school with a black eye.
    BADASS, RIGHT?
  3. while decorating our tree when i was like seven, my mom dropped a christmas ornament and the hook caught in my lower eyelid.
    you guys, the ornament was literally hanging from my eye. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  4. kicked myself in the head from behind while teaching dance when i was eighteen. broke my elbow.
    (obviously not me in the picture, but this is the leap). finished teaching the class and THEN drove to the doctor.