DUMB INJURIES, CHRONOLOGICALLY.
- •pulled a lamp off my mom's dresser when i was two. cracked my head open.scar's still there.
- •fell out of my bed in my sleep and hit my face on my toy chest. went to my first day of pre-school with a black eye.BADASS, RIGHT?
- •while decorating our tree when i was like seven, my mom dropped a christmas ornament and the hook caught in my lower eyelid.you guys, the ornament was literally hanging from my eye. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
- •kicked myself in the head from behind while teaching dance when i was eighteen. broke my elbow.(obviously not me in the picture, but this is the leap). finished teaching the class and THEN drove to the doctor.