EVEN MORE SUPER DATED SHIT I HAVE DONE SINCE DROPPING MY PHONE IN A TOILET

  1. posted a facebook status explaining why i'm not responding to text messages
    hello, 2011??? i'm back!
  2. charged my digital camera battery
    in an electrical outlet
  3. actively logged onto facebook to see responses to said facebook status
    response rate averaging a stellar three hours after people commented
  4. took photos with a digital camera
    kind of forgot about flash photography until this point? also: oddly enjoyable??
  5. asked someone if i could use their phone
    not like a stranger but still, hilarious
  6. bought makeup without looking at online reviews prior
    this was hell--I NEED SWATCH PHOTOS
  7. used an actual alarm clock
    woke up in the nineties