EVERYONE'S SECRET SANTA GIFTS ARE AMAZING

  1. like how is everyone on this app
  2. funny
  3. a good writer
  4. creative
  5. AND thoughtful
  6. this feels like too many traits to possess
  7. especially in such a large group of humans
  8. you must all be terrible singers
  9. it would all be too much if you weren't
  10. my gift is arriving at @emilyannlosey 's door tomorrow (yeah we're not exactly SECRET santas but anyway)
  11. you've made me feel VERY anxious that mine won't measure up to all of yours
  12. but hey, good work. @list fam.
  13. you're all the best!
  14. (at everything, apparently)