for those of you who don't follow me on twitter, buckle up. you are in for a TREAT.
  1. so, my flight out of maui was supposed to leave at 11 pm last night.
    Giphy
  2. at five pm, i get a TEXT MESSAGE, letting me know my flight's been delayed, oh, NINE HOURS.
    Giphy downsized medium
  3. like, see you at 8 am! sorry you have nowhere to sleep tonight!
    Giphy
  4. oh, and with the new flights, i'd be missing my cousin's wedding.
    Giphy
  5. so, lots of haggling with delta later, they book a flight to portland instead of LA through a joint flight with another airline. FINE, SURE.
    Giphy
  6. go to the other airline to check bags:$75 dollars a bag because they were heavy and apparently delta status that waives all bag fees doesn't apply.
    Giphy
  7. cut to now, sitting in the PDX airport, where i see a flight with available seats leaves in an hour.
    Giphy
  8. ...but are unavailable because they're first class.
    Giphy
  9. so here i sit.
    Giphy
  10. for six more hours.
    Giphy
  11. i'm going to make it to my cousin's wedding.
    Giphy
  12. but i'm not sure i'll be conscious.
    Giphy