MARRIAGE LOOKS RAD.
- •the setting: a dressing room area at a department store. i'm leaning on the wall, waiting for my mom. a man in his late sixties or so is standing next to me.
- •his wife walks out: "do you like this outfit?"
- •husband looks up and pauses: "...yes."
- •wife: "WELL I DON'T." *slams door*
- •i look over at him, "wrong answer."
- •he shrugs, "apparently."