MARRIAGE LOOKS RAD.

  1. the setting: a dressing room area at a department store. i'm leaning on the wall, waiting for my mom. a man in his late sixties or so is standing next to me.
  2. his wife walks out: "do you like this outfit?"
  3. husband looks up and pauses: "...yes."
  4. wife: "WELL I DON'T." *slams door*
  5. i look over at him, "wrong answer."
  6. he shrugs, "apparently."