1. "look, all these dudes who used to write on your wall are engaged to other people now!"
  2. "remember when you were skinnier but ate mcd's every night as a fourth meal?"
  3. "mistakes, chronologically"
  4. "pictures of you before you were concerned about skin cancer"
  5. "you used to be way more fun! see?"
  6. "wow, you had a lot of feelings in 2011"
  7. "shit you should probably delete"
  8. "people who you had almost forgotten about--but look, here they are!"
  9. "passive aggressive song lyrics"