MORE ACCURATE NAMES FOR FACEBOOK "ON THIS DAY"

  1. "look, all these dudes who used to write on your wall are engaged to other people now!"
  2. "remember when you were skinnier but ate mcd's every night as a fourth meal?"
  3. "mistakes, chronologically"
  4. "pictures of you before you were concerned about skin cancer"
  5. "you used to be way more fun! see?"
  6. "wow, you had a lot of feelings in 2011"
  7. "shit you should probably delete"
  8. "people who you had almost forgotten about--but look, here they are!"
  9. "passive aggressive song lyrics"