MOVIES I’LL ALWAYS WATCH IF THEY’RE ON TV
who am i kidding, i'll watch damn near anything. which is about to be illustrated, here. anyway:
- •The American President"let's take him out back and beat the shit out of him." michael douglas is a national treasure.
- •Baby Boomliterally would leave all of my possessions behind if given the opportunity to move to vermont and make baby food with diane keaton. also, the turtlenecks.
- •You've Got MailF-O-X.
- •The Craigslist Killerprobably deserved an oscar.
- •Uptown Girlswhile we're handing out awards here, can we get "sheets of egyptian cotton" a damn grammy? THAT CHORUS!
- •The Sandlotif you didn't have a crush on benny "THE JET" rodriguez as a child you are a liar (this goes for dudes too).
- •Three NinjasROCKY LOVES EMILY 4EVER
- •Blue CrushESPECIALLY WHEN ON THE TREADMILL.
- •Oceans Eleven (and Thirteen)twelve was garbage.
- •Fast and the Furious: All but 3don't get me started on tokyo drift.
- •SwimfanYOU LOVE ME, I KNOW IT