MOVIES I’LL ALWAYS WATCH IF THEY’RE ON TV

who am i kidding, i'll watch damn near anything. which is about to be illustrated, here. anyway:
  1. The American President
    "let's take him out back and beat the shit out of him." michael douglas is a national treasure.
  2. Baby Boom
    literally would leave all of my possessions behind if given the opportunity to move to vermont and make baby food with diane keaton. also, the turtlenecks.
  3. You've Got Mail
    F-O-X.
  4. The Craigslist Killer
    probably deserved an oscar.
  5. Uptown Girls
    while we're handing out awards here, can we get "sheets of egyptian cotton" a damn grammy? THAT CHORUS!
  6. The Sandlot
    if you didn't have a crush on benny "THE JET" rodriguez as a child you are a liar (this goes for dudes too).
  7. Three Ninjas
    ROCKY LOVES EMILY 4EVER
  8. Blue Crush
    ESPECIALLY WHEN ON THE TREADMILL.
  9. Oceans Eleven (and Thirteen)
    twelve was garbage.
  10. Fast and the Furious: All but 3
    don't get me started on tokyo drift.
  11. Swimfan
    YOU LOVE ME, I KNOW IT