NICE GUYS I'D LIKE AS MY BFFS (WHOM I WOULD INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH & RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP)

  1. JOSTTTT
    i would have alterior motives from the jump. like, i would be taylor swift in the "you belong with me" video--just pining away in my t-shirt and sneakers (i'm guessing i'm wearing some form of pants also, but ya know, those weren't referenced). he'd probably break my heart, and i'd stalk him on twitter for the rest of time (so basically what i do now).
  2. bill hader
    the fact that he's married would deter me at first, but then i'd realize this is my hypothetical, and i can do what i want. and besides, once i hear that laugh IRL it'd be OVER. 😍😍😍 BILL HADER FOREVER.
  3. aziz ansari
    he's an inch shorter than me which is normally a dealbreaker, but we would have way too much fun eating noodles and listening to kanye for me to care about it. i'd like to think we'd own that height difference, like the teigs and john do. (nickname basis with my fave couple, just because)
  4. willie geist
    initially i'd think he was too old for me, but i would eventually fall prey to his dry sense of humor and charm. plus, we would look FANTASTIC together.