PEOPLE WE NEED TO CHECK ON
hello, i've been gone for weeks. did you miss me more or less than the following celebs?
- •saint westseriously where you at, bb???? luna legend is stealing ALL of your thunder.
- •taylor swiftc'mon, tay—you subject us to a weeks-long world tour of hiddleswift and a little controversy drives you into hiding?? SHAKE. IT. OFF. (mainly bc i wanna see if the pregnancy conspiracy is true)
- •melania trumpdid you head back to slovenia?? it's fine, we get it, but can you send a carrier pigeon with confirmation that ur okay??
- •frank oceanwtf, man?