POSSIBLE BACHELOR JOB TITLES

so apparently when you go on "the bachelor," they like to replace your real job with something ridiculous. might i suggest for myself:
  1. β€’
    goldendoodle manager/agent
    boone has five times the insta followers i do.
  2. β€’
    caffeine addict
    americanos 4 dayz
  3. β€’
    carb enthusiast
    🍩πŸͺπŸ”πŸžπŸ°
  4. β€’
    professional passenger
    i fucking hate driving
  5. β€’
    pizza connoisseur
    πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•
  6. β€’
    reality television afficionado
    RHWOAnywhere
  7. β€’
    MILLENNIAL
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