QUESTIONS MY DOG IS PROBABLY TIRED OF ANSWERING

boone has had ENOUGH.
  1. "Who's a good boy???"
    i am.
  2. "Do you love your mom?!"
    your neediness is exhausting
  3. "Should we eat dinner?"
    yeah, nothing thrills me more than watching you eat pizza while it's groundhog day over here with this dog food. can a puppy get some pepperoni just once??
  4. "Who's the PRETTIEST boy?!
    lord give me strength
  5. "What do you have? What do you have? WHAT DO YOU HAVE??"
    can this stick and i LIVE
  6. "What are you doing?!"
    sitting in the middle splits, what do you think
  7. "Do you like your Christmas tie?!"
    take a guess.