QUOTES FROM THE PEOPLE'S COUCH JUNIOR:

thank you for this gift, @andy.
  1. WHILE WATCHING A SHOW ABOUT THE MIDDLE 16 WEEKS OF PREGNANCY:
  2. "i'm NOT gonna be a mother that gets pregnant."
  3. "what's the womb?" "...where ya know, we get married."
  4. "i'm scared because i used to look like a deformed potato."
  5. "i've never looked like that. i've seen my baby pictures."
  6. WHILE WATCHING JURASSIC PARK:
  7. "basically they're like a violent giraffe."
  8. "when there's lightning, nothin' ends well."
  9. "if i was in the car with her...i would've thrown her out to the dinosaur—you brought this on yourself."
  10. "HOLY MOLY."
  11. "would you be scared??" "think about it logically TOBY, there's a t-rex in front of you."
  12. "not the brightest bunch, are they?"
  13. WHILE WATCHING "GROWING UP WILD"
  14. "kenya? where's that?" "india."
  15. WATCHING
  16. BABY
  17. ELEPHANTS
  18. DROWN.
    (wtffff, @Bravo ??)
  19. after the babies survive:
    (MY HEART)
  20. WHILE WATCHING A SHOW ABOUT THE QUEEN:
  21. "she looks like a flippin' bluebird."
  22. "she looks pretty though." "...and she's still living."
  23. "she looks like a bloomin' flamingo."
    side pony girl is me
  24. "hasn't prince charles died??" "NO."
  25. pls let this be a regular series, plsssss.