THINGS REALITY STARS FROM THE BACHELOR TRIED TO CASUALLY SHILL ON INSTAGRAM

just looking for love (and to make a grand for attaching my name to damn near anything)
  1. candles
    where do i start here?
  2. taco bell
    or wait, visa? also is he poisoning his dog with a gordita? should we notify the authorities?
  3. knitted beards
    oh yeah, he definitely wears this
  4. face masks
    whenever i smear green junk on my face i'm like, let me show the world
  5. skinny tea
    was unaware you could cleanse your bod with just a few cups of tea! who needs a liver when you have FLAT TUMMY TEA?!
  6. moisturizer
    when in doubt, just duck face with it
  7. self tanner
    not even mad at this one bc becca is gorgeous as hell.
  8. fab fit fun boxes
    casual
  9. protein powder
    i always half-hug my protein
  10. key trackers
    who wouldn't want a giant tile hanging from their keys?
  11. teeth whitening kits
    hahahah
  12. maternity clothing
    do it for the college fund
  13. bank stuff?
    yawn
  14. diapers
    the baby's like, "i better get my 20% for this bullshit."