THINGS REALITY STARS FROM THE BACHELOR TRIED TO CASUALLY SHILL ON INSTAGRAM
just looking for love (and to make a grand for attaching my name to damn near anything)
- •candleswhere do i start here?
- •taco bellor wait, visa? also is he poisoning his dog with a gordita? should we notify the authorities?
- •knitted beardsoh yeah, he definitely wears this
- •face maskswhenever i smear green junk on my face i'm like, let me show the world
- •skinny teawas unaware you could cleanse your bod with just a few cups of tea! who needs a liver when you have FLAT TUMMY TEA?!
- •moisturizerwhen in doubt, just duck face with it
- •self tannernot even mad at this one bc becca is gorgeous as hell.
- •fab fit fun boxescasual
- •protein powderi always half-hug my protein
- •key trackerswho wouldn't want a giant tile hanging from their keys?
- •teeth whitening kitshahahah
- •maternity clothingdo it for the college fund
- •bank stuff?yawn
- •diapersthe baby's like, "i better get my 20% for this bullshit."