1. That chick-fil-a switched from buttermilk ranch to garlic ranch
  2. When any food establishment changes their ranch dressing
  3. When Taco Bell runs out of sporks and puts our regular forks
    Like I'm supposed to eat an enchurrito with a regular fork
  4. Slow walkers
    ... but sometimes fast walkers
  5. Pam
    she works at my local grocery store and unnecessarily vocalizes her distaste for my food choices
  6. Static
  7. When the Jeopardy contestants run out of time and leave questions on the board