ALTERNATE IDENTITIES INSPIRED BY THE DISPOSABLE SUNGLASSES I GOT AT THE EYE DOCTOR
- •Motorcycle copI will pull over everyone who texts and drives and give them a sultry but stern warning.
- •Violet from the IncrediblesShe has the same power as Bella Swan but isn't the worst.
- •Willie Shearman from Stephen King's "Blind Willie"He's not really blind, he's a Vietnam Vet who now lives a comfortable suburban life but pays daily penance by dressing up as a blind veteran and begging on the street. Good story - from Hearts in Atlantis - check it out.
- •Ah-nold from Terminator 2.You know, the one where he's the nice terminator.
- •Trinity from The MatrixDuh.
- •A female version of Cyclops who is basically inserted into the X Men to distract him (sexily, of course) while Jean Grey and Wolverine finally get it on.This one's my favorite. I am selfless and also get to smooch James Marsden.
- •Here's what they look like: