BEST THING ANYONE HAS SAID TODAY

@bonifaceviii just said this and there's no way anything beats this today. I know it's early, but...
  1. Let me set the scene:
  2. We're in the living room.
  3. @bonifaceviii is making pancakes in the kitchen (no wall between the rooms).
  4. I turn on the TV because that's how I help cook.
    Moral support!
  5. Me: "Wanna watch Shark Tank?"
    He nods in the affirmative.
  6. I turn the TV on, fire up the DVR.
    And then it happens.
  7. @bonifaceviii says "You know, Mark Cuban is the Left Shark of this show."
  8. Mind. Blown.