DEAR PEOPLE OF EUROPE

(a highlight from the honeymoon, trip now over but adventures in life and love just beginning)
  1. If you are dismayed to discover croissants are no longer available in your restaurants and shops
  2. It's my fault
  3. I ate them all
  4. I should be sorry
  5. And pull a William Carlos Williams with this list
  6. Ask for forgiveness and all that
  7. But
  8. I'm not