MY OCEAN'S 11 CREW FOR THIS WEEKEND: LADIES EDITION

Since it's de rigeur these days to announce a distaff version of beloved films, I'm putting a female spin on @joshbard's awesome list.
  1. Parvati Shallow: mastermind.
    Parvati won Survivor once and played a kick-ass game all three times she competed. She's got a lethal combination of brains, brawn, and social genius...she'll not only draw up the plans for the heist, she'll sweet-talk the guard into unlocking the vault.
  2. Tina Fey: in charge of keeping everyone from freaking out.
    I feel like Tina would be very calming in a crisis.
  3. Dominique Moceanu: for all the flippy and flexible stuff.
    And because she must be dying for someone to ask her to do something. Seriously, what happened to her? She was adorable!
  4. Katniss Everdeen: archer (you know, when we inevitably need to shoot a wire across a long distance).
    Pros: high probability of survival. Cons: doesn't play well with others, strong PTSD, kind of has a God complex.
  5. Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield: for all the "how is one person in two places at once?!" hijinks.
    Also because Jessica would totally bring the booze. Every good casino heist involves booze, don't they?
  6. Britney Spears: Vegas connections.
    Pitbull ain't got nothing on Britney...Miss Spears if you're nasty.
  7. Amal Clooney: Carmen Sandiego.
    Because we're all agreed they're the same person now, right? (Thanks to @carlyewisel's amazing list, go read it if you haven't). Amal/Carmen is a master of disguise and can help the rest of us (MAKEOVER MONTAGE!!).
  8. Beyoncé: because if you have the option to include Beyoncé, ALWAYS INCLUDE BEYONCÉ.
    This is a little-known corollary to "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say yes!"
  9. Matt Damon: Matt Damon in a wig.
    Cons: this list is meant to be ladies only. Pros: Matt Damon in a wig.