REASONS I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY NAILS DONE DESPITE MY MOM SAYING IT LOOKS UNPROFESSIONAL NOT TO
No, my profession is not "hooker," which one might assume from the above.
- •BusyAt my actual profession. And also writing lists here.
- •Too stressful to pick a specific shadeAm I feeling more "A-List" or "Twin Sweater Set"? Or maybe "Pouf Daddy"?
- •Don't want to make random small talk with a nail technician.She doesn't give a fuck anyway, but I still feel bad.
- •Don't want to feel bad about NOT making random small talk with a nail technician.Even though she doesn't give a fuck anyway.
- •Don't want to wonder what the nail technician is saying to her colleague about me in a foreign language.And then wonder if I'm self-obsessed because I assume they're making fun of me and not discussing, like, the book they're reading or if Princess Kate is having a girl or a boy.
- •No cash for the tipI refuse to use the ATM there which charges an extra fee even though that fee is probably equal to what I lose in the seat of my car on a weekly basis.
- •Because fuck the patriarchy, man!...but my nails would look nice in a red, especially one with a kicky name.