SIGNS OF THE TIMES (NOLA EDITION)

Here for a bachelorette party (not mine). Got in early. Most ppl are drinking. I am walking around, taking pics, and making a list. I'm a ListApp addict.
  1. I am putting this sign on every door I own when I get home. 👏👏👏 (really mad there aren't salt and pepper emojis to add here too)
  2. I'm a sucker for a fountain diet coke. Tragically, this place is closed. It's like they're forcing me to start drinking.
  3. One opinion.
  4. A different opinion.
  5. Purposeful alteration of the hackneyed line? What do they have against paths?
  6. I am! I'm creating this list!
  7. There's no one in there. OR MAYBE IT'S A GHOST WEDDING. New Orleans has lots of awesome ghosts.
  8. See?