THINGS I BOUGHT AT THE AIRPORT, FROM LEAST TO MOST EXCITING

Flying back to LA today. Thanks for a great time, New Orleans!
  1. Bottle of water
    Dasani. $4.39
  2. Bloody Mary
    Honestly, it had so many vegetables in it I should just call it lunch.
  3. This!
    @bjnovak your book better make me glad I rated it above the Bloody Mary in awesomeness. I mean, it was a delicious Bloody Mary, but I have high hopes your stories will far surpass it.