THINGS THAT CONFUSE ME ABOUT THE PHRASE "SUCK A BAG OF DICKS"
I was going to write this in the comments of @stamos's stellar list about her bad Tinder date (go read it, I'll wait) but then realized it was fodder for a list of its own. You're welcome.
- •So @stamos and @samboyd have confirmed that this instruction means to suck each dick in the bag individually. This raises a LOT of questions.
- •First, where does one get a bag of dicks?Does the person who is instructing you to do the sucking bring you this bag? Is there a Bag of Dicks emporium somewhere?
- •So these are individual dicks in a bag...are they attached to people?Are there people in this bag? Can they breathe? How did they end up the unlucky folks to get shoved into a bag for dick-sucking purposes? Or maybe that's something they're into?
- •If they aren't attached to people, HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?Seriously. Is it just a bunch of organs flopping around in this bag? How did they get detached from their owners? Is there a black market for disembodied penises (maybe run by a dude who hangs out at the Dick Bag emporium)?
- •I guess what I'm saying is if/when someone says this next I am going to ask them all of these questions, but in the meantime maybe some of you nice folks can help?
- •Washington residents will tell you that Dick's (Seattle's version of In-N-Out) is a great place to "grab a bag of Dick's."Example: "You wanna grabba bagga Dick's?"Suggested by @leslie