...but you'd be wrong, even after thirty seasons.
  1. Learn to swim
    This is insane. Why would you volunteer for a show that always has multiple water challenges if you cannot stay alive in the water?
  2. Learn to make a fire
    Like swimming, this is a staple of the show. You get dropped off at camp with nothing. Learn how to make a fire without flint, don't be a showoff about it, and earn your tribe's undying love.
  3. Three words for folks concerned about their appearance: laser hair removal.
    For those who don't care, more power to ya.
  4. This was as far as the list got. Go drafts week go!