THINGS YOU'D THINK PEOPLE WOULD DO BEFORE GOING ON SURVIVOR 📂
...but you'd be wrong, even after thirty seasons.
- •Learn to swimThis is insane. Why would you volunteer for a show that always has multiple water challenges if you cannot stay alive in the water?
- •Learn to make a fireLike swimming, this is a staple of the show. You get dropped off at camp with nothing. Learn how to make a fire without flint, don't be a showoff about it, and earn your tribe's undying love.
- •Three words for folks concerned about their appearance: laser hair removal.For those who don't care, more power to ya.
- •This was as far as the list got. Go drafts week go!