New here, be gentle.
  1. What is this?
  2. Lists? I don't get it. What are we listing?
  3. Oh, I see. Kind of anything. I like this!
  4. People are great! Lists are great!
  5. Shit, I have to make a list? What the eff kind of list am I going to make?
  6. Lists are terrible. I am terrible.
  7. (Spend several minutes contemplating my own uselessness)
  8. Ooh, another interesting list someone made!