According to Facebook today marks 9 years that we've been friends so this seems appropriate...
  1. Dropped me onstage in 5th grade
  2. Created a mob mentality of hatred when I started doing improv in 8th grade
  3. Made fun of my over perspiration freshman year of high school
  4. Didn't invite me to the 15 and under club (15 lines or less) during the fall play senior year
  5. Not being able to get wifi when in charge of music for long care rides