Why are Memorial Day BBQs a thing?
- •There is a 50% chance of rain (every year)
- •I'm not ready to be in a bathing suit, are you?
- •Are you going to ask me to swim in your pool 10 times?...refer to the previous bullet
- •What should I bring? Oh pasta salad? Everyone always brings pasta salad
- •You have to watch mayo side dishes sit in the sun (gross)
- •You just want to enjoy your first 3 day weekend from work since winter
- •I'm not ready for you to see my white untanned legs who haven't seen the sun since labor day
- •I haven't bought my summer wardrobe yet
- •....I'll see you for July 4th instead