You know it's gonna be a bad day when...

  1. You're running late and can't stop for your morning coffee
  2. You order a turkey sandwich and wind up with roast beef
  3. You miss the 3 hour parking by 10 minutes and get a parking ticket
  4. Some idiot flew a metal piece into the road and you hit it and get a flat tire
  5. .....welcome to my Thursday. Rant over.