THINGS I'VE LEARNED IN BUENOS AIRES

  1. Dogs will poop everywhere. No one will clean this up.
  2. Water is not free
  3. In some cases, water is more expensive than wine
  4. People make out everywhere, all the time
  5. It's not important to be on time
  6. If you don't like meat just go home
  7. It's not cool to go to a club before 3am
  8. Handshakes are rude and cold
  9. Coffee should be drunk in a cafe, over conversation with a friend. Never on the go.
  10. There is always a kiosco to meet your needs
  11. Don't reject someone's mate
  12. Be open to everyone and everything
  13. Trying to understand the politics is pointless