10 REASONS BJ SHOULD FOLLOW ME

Dear @bjnovak I NEED YOU.
  1. 1.
    We both agree your goatee in The Office was horribly brilliant.
  2. 2.
    If you follow me, maybe my friends will join.
    #dollarbills
  3. 3.
    Tom did it.
  4. 4.
    I promise never to publicly diss you.
  5. 5.
    I am open to discussion about privately never dissing you.
  6. 6.
    I have only one follower.
    I know that you want more for me, otherwise you wouldn't have made The List App the way it is.
  7. 7.
    You believe in me.
    We haven't met, but I know this to be true.
  8. 8.
    I asked my magic 🎱 ball if you would follow me and it said "don't count on it."
    Help me prove that bastard wrong.
  9. 9.
    I don't know what the + means.... +
  10. 10.
    Pls m8.