10 REASONS BJ SHOULD FOLLOW ME
Dear @bjnovak I NEED YOU.
- 1.We both agree your goatee in The Office was horribly brilliant.
- 2.If you follow me, maybe my friends will join.#dollarbills
- 3.Tom did it.
- 4.I promise never to publicly diss you.
- 5.I am open to discussion about privately never dissing you.
- 6.I have only one follower.I know that you want more for me, otherwise you wouldn't have made The List App the way it is.
- 7.You believe in me.We haven't met, but I know this to be true.
- 8.I asked my magic 🎱 ball if you would follow me and it said "don't count on it."Help me prove that bastard wrong.
- 9.I don't know what the + means.... +
- 10.Pls m8.