Dear @bjnovak I NEED YOU.
  1. 1.
    We both agree your goatee in The Office was horribly brilliant.
  2. 2.
    If you follow me, maybe my friends will join.
  3. 3.
    Tom did it.
  4. 4.
    I promise never to publicly diss you.
  5. 5.
    I am open to discussion about privately never dissing you.
  6. 6.
    I have only one follower.
    I know that you want more for me, otherwise you wouldn't have made The List App the way it is.
  7. 7.
    You believe in me.
    We haven't met, but I know this to be true.
  8. 8.
    I asked my magic 🎱 ball if you would follow me and it said "don't count on it."
    Help me prove that bastard wrong.
  9. 9.
    I don't know what the + means.... +
  10. 10.
    Pls m8.