As requested by @PeteOnEarth as an aside to my list, I Am A Feminist Because...
  1. Anything that says "meninist"
    I have only seen white males wear these shirts and they are literally the only people in this country that have never dealt with sexism, racism, or discrimination in the same way any one who is not a white male has.
  2. Shopkins
    I had to ban these from my classroom because my students were trading them and it became a whole big thing.
  3. Electronics given to children under the age of 13
    It is sad how obsessed my class is with Nintendo DS's, iPads, and iPods.
  4. Anything that supports Donald Trump for president.