Dear young children,

  1. Please take a nap.
  2. There is nothing going on that you will miss.
  3. I should not have to sit next to you and pat/rub your back/scratch your head for 45 minutes.
  4. Nap time is more for your teachers/parents because they might go insane if they don't get a break from you and your crazy energy.
  5. Just close your eyes and go to SLEEP
  6. Seriously there is NOTHING happening in this room other than sleeping.
  7. All your friends are doing it. Don't you want to be cool like your friends?
  8. COME ON!
  9. JUST
  10. GO
  11. TO
  12. SLEEP
  13. All my love, your exhausted preschool teacher who needs a nap herself.