Reasons I'm single

  1. This.
  2. Because me not responding the first time didn't give you a big enough clue.
  3. This.
  4. Is your mother proud of you?
  5. Why would you start by saying you're 27 then change your mind on the same page!
  6. What goes through your mind to make you think this is a good username?
  7. ......
  8. Everything about you makes me want to vomit.
  9. Pretty sure your a catfish.
  10. Because these 3 thought these would be good usernames