Requested by Celeste Yim

THINGS I WOULD DO BEFORE GIVING UP COFFEE

  1. buy an iPod shuffle
  2. tell someone that I haven't seen a movie when they ask me if I've seen a movie so they can tell me what happens in the movie. fuck.
  3. care for 47 gerbils
    probably difficult.
  4. kill 47 gerbils
    probably easier
  5. move to Ottawa.
  6. actually watch the matrix
  7. "yes I would love to hear your opinion on why feminism has gone too far. I'm sure it's v developed and won't make me think less of you as a not-dumb human."
  8. fight Obelix
  9. I still feel bad about the gerbils bit
  10. I'll get over it☕️☕️☕️
  11. but seriously I don't hate gerbils
  12. like, they're fine
  13. 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹
  14. (also in my defence, there's like no good gerbil emojis)