How to style the girls
  1. Go vintage shopping
    Earlier eras emphasized a full chest. Go vintage, and if you can't find stores near you, try eBay, Love Miss Daisy, 1stdibs, and Etsy.
  2. Ditch your bra once a week.
    It seems counterintuitive, but this can help sore back syndrome. For commando-boob dressing, opt for loose, off-the-shoulder pieces.
  3. Embrace the occasional sports bra.
    These provide a flattening effect perfect for squeezing into a garment that fits everywhere save for the region between your chin and Kyle XY's belly button.
  4. Befriend a seamstress.
    They'll fix zippers and buttons in a snap. Do it. Trust us.
  5. Underwire lace bras are your friends.
    It's wiser investment than a padded one - lace is more flexible and will hold you in without causing the dreaded four-boob scenario.
  6. Break the form-fitting clothing rule!
    Playing with proportions is fair game for everyone, not just linear folk.