Honk (double tap?) if you’re eager to get dressed but just can’t fucking execute. This is arguably worse than the reverse — when the ducks (Shoes? Sweaters?) are in a row, but you’re out of energy. Don't worry. I'm right there with you. But here's an idea, rather than partake in a dramatic wardrobe upheaval, why not just find that one thing?
  1. If you're already thinking about how you'll recycle your holiday party dresses, buy this Nasty Gal number.
    37474cde 0c0a 4601 8603 a42d21557188
  2. If you still haven't taken me up on trying the pleated lamé tea-length skirt and that's because you prefer sparkly tops, try Isa Arfen's striped lamé and jersey top.
    Bc1f2e66 07c7 4a5b a21d 21a11ec7cc83
  3. If you feel like one new sweater will change how you feel about fall (by the way, you're right), try Tibi's inSaAaAanEeEeely soft cashmere turtleneck pullover.
    A43d203b b625 4a6f ba78 32febd98466f
  4. If you love the new Gucci, but can't afford it, this shirt might help at double digits, win!
    7aa75a79 5d95 4087 996a e70044866eb8
  5. If you love Christopher Kane, but can't afford it, happy holidays! Topshop's metallic pleated dress is one choice solution.
    78cad07a ce33 458d b9cf 098f5d4d13e8
  6. If you love the look of fur but would rather die than wear it, here is Topshop's faux fur animal print coat -- but also, why you gotta be so dramatic?
    49c16a49 a44f 4c9d 8f55 b47c9efdc8dd
  7. If you're going to a birthday party this weekend, and don't want to look like all the rest of your girlfriends...
    8f386f3f 48eb 4e7e a4ed 2fd51e3dfef3
  8. I can assure you, no one is wearing a bathing suit and terry cape.
    0ef27fbb 45f5 45c8 b5fa 61d21bb0af12
  9. If you're trying to perfect your Man Repeller aura, slap some cherries in your ears, wear a turtleneck-lace and some trousers and boom: you're us.
    449918c4 4440 403b b560 8d6e271f43e3
  10. If you have a meeting in the morning, then a date after work with no time to change between part one and two: Keep this skirt in your bag. Wear a button down that day, and...
    46c583f6 35fd 49b2 b0d3 a36eb5d18efa
  11. A pair of mid-heel pumps, add some socks should you so please.
    0d968c64 5083 4659 b33c 539d879a6379
  12. Finally, if you just feel like treating yourself, here are Gucci's metallic quilted leather mules, which will look so cool with the socks you just bought, and that recyclable party dress! See that? Wardrobe renewed.
    70c68889 869c 4154 9e9d c003c645dd5d