HOUSEWIVES FRANCHISES RANKED

  1. Beverly Hills
    Los Angeles homes are the shiznit! Also, Kyle is awesome and her on again off again relationship with her sister is good television. And Portia is super cute!
  2. New York
    Carole Radziwell makes this franchise awesome! I love Heather's fashion sense. Also, good place to get NYC restaurant recommendations.
  3. Melbourne
    Gina is the most awesome housewife ever. That accent! And the Aussies are especially catty.
  4. Cancel NJ and OC already.
  5. Housewives Rio de Janeiro would be cray!