A TYPICAL 5 MINUTES ON TINDER

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    Meh.
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    Meh.
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    Seriously? Only crotch shots? He's got a huge bulge tho...
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    Meh.
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    Meh.
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    GOOD GOD NO!
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    Meh.
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    Meh.
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    Ooooh! I would maybe fu...wait is that a gun in his last pic?
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    Meh.
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    Meh.
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    Yes!!! Oh no, 5'3"?
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    Meh.
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    Meh.
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    HOLY SHIT! YES! Is this my soulmate!? A fellow ENTJ?! An Eames chair in his second pic? He's a hipster douchebag just like me! Hopefully his last name starts with M, I love alliterative names! Is that his parent's beach house in his 3rd pic? Maybe they'll pass it down to us- the kids will love it there!
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    Meh.
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    Meh.
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    Meh.
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    Meh.
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    Meh.
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