THINGS THAT WENT WRONG TODAY

But I survived!
  1. I slept too late
  2. I realized I had a 6 page research paper due this morning but I got the dates wrong!
    I got an extension so it's not the /worst/
  3. I walked to the subway but realized my debit and metrocard were at home
  4. Took a cab to home then school
  5. $22 later
  6. Broke my necklace adjusting my bra
  7. Rushed a rough draft when it was just optional
  8. Ended a presentation with "so, yeah!"
  9. I studied the subjunctive verb tense for an exam, the exam asked for the conditional
  10. BUT I SURVIVED!