5 More Things to do When Your Friend is Absent from Work
Your best work friend is out again. It's going to be a long day...
- •Listen to some Yngwie Malmsteen
- •Go and get a donut downstairs with my co-workers, but don't stay long:"Thanks I gotta run I've got, er... work to do?"
- •Go get your car washed at lunch because why not :(
- •One player Battleship? Epic success!
- •Keep your farts to yourselfWhat's the point?
- •Bonus: Keep him posted on what he's missing with minute-by-minute texts