5 More Things to do When Your Friend is Absent from Work

Your best work friend is out again. It's going to be a long day...
  1. Listen to some Yngwie Malmsteen
  2. Go and get a donut downstairs with my co-workers, but don't stay long:
    "Thanks I gotta run I've got, er... work to do?"
  3. Go get your car washed at lunch because why not :(
  4. One player Battleship? Epic success!
  5. Keep your farts to yourself
    What's the point?
  6. Bonus: Keep him posted on what he's missing with minute-by-minute texts